The Good, The Bad, and The Amusing

My thoughts and musings on...well...everything.


On Professors

The Good: The badass old professor who doesn’t believe in exams.

The Bad: The bad professor that’s an ass and only believes in exams.

The Amusing: Drawing them as pirates in your notes. 

On “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette

Good: A free ride when you’ve already paid (assuming you get your money back)

Bad: Rain on your wedding day, good advice that you didn’t take.

Amusing: This isn’t ironic. It’s freaking inconvenient. 

On Memes

Good: Good Guy Greg

Bad: Trollface

Amusing: Their love-child. 

On “The 300”

Good: SPARTA!!

Bad: The army of Xerxes…and that hunchback dude.

Amusing: Replacing each mention of “Spartans” with the word “Cupcakes.”  

On “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe”

Good: Aslan and all his buddies

Bad:  The White Witch and her cronies

Amusing: I bet you thought this lion was alive. NOPE! Chuck Testa.  

On Photographs

Good: Cats

Bad: The un-photogenic.  

Amusing: The un-photogenic cats. 

On Drunk People

Good: When If they’re quiet.

Bad: When they pass out.

Amusing: When they try to convince you they’re sober.


On “The Notebook”

Good: When watching it with plenty of friends, and tissues.

Bad: When your only friends *are* your tissues. 

Amusing: When you watch it in class because your teacher calls it “The Inverse of The Great Gatsby.” 

On Art

Good: When emotionally fulfilling

Bad: When it isn’t art

Amusing:  When it’s a piece of string on a canvas and called “Untitled.” 

On “Harry Potter”

Good: Harry Potter

Bad: Voldemort

Amusing:  Putting them on Dr. Phil.